I'm no one to discourage you from participating in the laborious selection process - but please be aware that serving as Daddy's loyal unpaid underling is a very great honour for which many people fight at length. The competition is fierce.
Mother... you're... not going to suggest holding Santa for ransom, selling all the gifts on the black market, and bottling and marketing the tears of tiny children worldwide?
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That's really not a good idea if you want gifts.
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And just what are you intending to do afterward? [HOW IS THIS PROFITABLE?!]
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Mother... you're... not going to suggest holding Santa for ransom, selling all the gifts on the black market, and bottling and marketing the tears of tiny children worldwide?
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