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Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, dear Tama-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan ~~~
...hmmmm. Late, late, late, isn't it? Almost a week late, that simply won't do.
You're already worrying about how to make it up next year, aren't you, disloyal minions? Hah! Cower, tremble, repent. If you've been favoured by a god, don't turn your back on him so casually!
...but don't worry, Antoinette. When we're together again, by next year, you'll still get to kiss the charming birthday prince first.
-
Ladies, gentleman, really big kitties that Daddy won't even try to identify, because they look quite mean - put on your most flattering neon spandex cat suit*, have your third personal assistant polish your spectacularly shiny diamond-clad secret agent gear **, and accept one or more of the following super-extra-not-negotiable-secret...
* there is no such thing.
** there is such a thing, but everyone wishes there really, really weren't.
♥ With everything going on, I've been thinking it's time to focus a little on giving back to some of our more helpless animal friends. How about an auction? Anything you'd like to give can go a long way, and all the proceedings will go to animal shelters, the City Zoo, or special animal care organizations! Like the Host Club Baby Seal fund, right, Mr. Veidt? So, please sign up!
♥ This binarysky, Roxas claims he has no heart! Naturally, you must be thinking: but he's not made of tin at all! As it happens, we're not very sure of that. Until we can set him afloat on a strong river, and see whether he sinks, let's just suppose he's not a tin man at all. Even so, he needs someone to teach him the little things about what life's like when you're very committed to, well, heartfelt gesture. Would anyone like to be his special friend?
♥ This deadliest6, Kiriyama Kazuo can't set his own tea. Naturally, he needs help. Now. Urgently. Man dying.
♥ A foundababy considered finding a lovely lady who might consider his loonyandproud, Mr. Campbell. Won't a kind Madam look over his request? Maybe it's quite a bold notion, but if destiny has fated the two of you to be together, even a really, really not-very-romantic idea like this should work quite well.
♥ A little boy girl boy girl godtellslies(?) needs a hug. Give him one whenever you see him! Then, run.
♥ And lastly, please patron o_tea_p's tea shop! He's so oooold, and pyromatics oppresses him so cruelly! And he's so oooooold! And he can barely see, or remember what happened five minutes ago, but he knows every tea flavour, every combination! And he's. So. Ooooooooooooold.
[ ooc: Auction charity prep post HERE, if you want to work out anything! Aaaaand if you're not okay with any of your characters being referenced in the above, please let me know and I'll edit asap! If not, make some new acquaintances, everyone (and threadjack at will!) /o. ]
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, dear Tama-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan ~~~
...hmmmm. Late, late, late, isn't it? Almost a week late, that simply won't do.
You're already worrying about how to make it up next year, aren't you, disloyal minions? Hah! Cower, tremble, repent. If you've been favoured by a god, don't turn your back on him so casually!
...but don't worry, Antoinette. When we're together again, by next year, you'll still get to kiss the charming birthday prince first.
-
Ladies, gentleman, really big kitties that Daddy won't even try to identify, because they look quite mean - put on your most flattering neon spandex cat suit*, have your third personal assistant polish your spectacularly shiny diamond-clad secret agent gear **, and accept one or more of the following super-extra-not-negotiable-secret...
* there is no such thing.
** there is such a thing, but everyone wishes there really, really weren't.
♥ With everything going on, I've been thinking it's time to focus a little on giving back to some of our more helpless animal friends. How about an auction? Anything you'd like to give can go a long way, and all the proceedings will go to animal shelters, the City Zoo, or special animal care organizations! Like the Host Club Baby Seal fund, right, Mr. Veidt? So, please sign up!
♥ This binarysky, Roxas claims he has no heart! Naturally, you must be thinking: but he's not made of tin at all! As it happens, we're not very sure of that. Until we can set him afloat on a strong river, and see whether he sinks, let's just suppose he's not a tin man at all. Even so, he needs someone to teach him the little things about what life's like when you're very committed to, well, heartfelt gesture. Would anyone like to be his special friend?
♥ This deadliest6, Kiriyama Kazuo can't set his own tea. Naturally, he needs help. Now. Urgently. Man dying.
♥ A foundababy considered finding a lovely lady who might consider his loonyandproud, Mr. Campbell. Won't a kind Madam look over his request? Maybe it's quite a bold notion, but if destiny has fated the two of you to be together, even a really, really not-very-romantic idea like this should work quite well.
♥ A little boy girl boy girl godtellslies(?) needs a hug. Give him one whenever you see him! Then, run.
♥ And lastly, please patron o_tea_p's tea shop! He's so oooold, and pyromatics oppresses him so cruelly! And he's so oooooold! And he can barely see, or remember what happened five minutes ago, but he knows every tea flavour, every combination! And he's. So. Ooooooooooooold.
[ ooc: Auction charity prep post HERE, if you want to work out anything! Aaaaand if you're not okay with any of your characters being referenced in the above, please let me know and I'll edit asap! If not, make some new acquaintances, everyone (and threadjack at will!) /o. ]