So I've moved on from playing Oblivion because I just bought a new game. I'm not very far in it yet, but anyway. How many of you have heard of The Witcher? It's a solo rpg and the hero is totally gorgeous. Apparently everyone else in the game noticed too, because I've only played it a few hours so far and he's already slept with four buxom
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You are so fucking creepy.
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What's this Witcher about?
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Hmmm...let's see. I haven't gotten very far, like I said, but the story seems to be that Geralt is this totally badass Witcher (which is a demon/monster-hunter and not a witch-hunter, because Geralt spends time having lots of SEX with sorceresses and witches and shit) who tragically loses his memory before the game begins. And then some nasty dudes attack the few remaining Witchers' hidey-hole and steal their mutagens. (I forgot to mention, Witchers are also genetically-altered because of the alchemical potions they make.) Anyway, most of the invaders are repelled by way of not-so-subtle tutorial and then you find out that the bastards were successful and then you have to hunt them down before they can use the mutagens for evil, or to destroy the remaining Witchers, or something like that. Yeah ( ... )
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