anybody want a hamster? lauren has to get rid of hers. he's somewhat friendly, and comes with a 10 gallon aquarium-style home, plenty of toys, and a month's supply of food (best stored in the freezer).
woman with microphone: "well, you know, i hear that hotel rwanda is a really important movie and all, but have you ever stayed there? the room service is very slow."
the above embodies everything i hate about hollywood.