FIRST
[x*] You think you’re better than other species (more specifically; humans)
[ ] You’ve run away from home
[x] You have been bullied
[x] You are frequently sarcastic
[ ] You have brown eyes
[ ] You occasionally wear a cape
[ ] You wear reading glasses
[x] People say you’re very wise
Total: 3.5 (I prefer animals way over most humans so .5 for the first)
SECOND
[x] Justice and righteousness are important to you
[ ] You are ruthless
[ ] You like playing the recorder
[x] You consider yourself a genius
[ ] Your pockets hold EVERYTHING
[ ] You like hats
[ ] Your eyes change color
[x] You can be a bit childish
Total: 3
THIRD
[ ] You love science
[x] You want peace between everyone
[ ] You are a master of aikido
[x] You love playing with gadgets
[ ] You tend to be optimistic
[ ] You occasionally perform magic tricks
[ ] You also love vintage cars
[x] You can be somewhat bitter
Total: 3
FOURTH
[x] You wear long scarves. Very long scarves
[ ] Yo-yo’s are fun to play with
[ ] You occasionally wear floppy hats
[ ] You would like a jelly baby.
[x] Your personality is very different from others
[ ] Your pockets are dimensionally transcendental
[ ] People say you’re charming
[ ] You can tell if you can trust someone or not right away
Total: 2
FIFTH
[x*] You wear “brainy specs” to look clever, when need be
[ ] You can be a bit venerable
[x] You prefer thinking and problem solving over physical activity
[x] You hate violence
[ ] You like celery
[x] You tend to panic when under pressure
[ ] Rosemary makes you sneeze
[ ] You will openly express your hopes and fears to your companions (friends)
Total: 4 (but I wear my brainy specs practically 24/7)
SIXTH
[x] You can be compassionate, but hardly anybody but your friends see this side
[ ] You also can be very arrogant
[ ] And melodramatic
[ ] You decided to become a vegetarian, but have abandoned that practice
[ ] You love poetry
[ ] You are very fond of cats
[ ] You have problems with directions
[ ] You are very determined to do what is right
Total: 1
SEVENTH
[ ] People don’t really trust you
[ ] You tend to act like a fool to hide your intellect
[ ] You have a very dark side, though
[ ] You like chess
[x] You would rather use words to resolve problems instead of violence
[ ] You use umbrellas to accomplish tasks other than keeping the rain off of you
[x] You are very eccentric
[ ] You like manipulating people
Total: 2
EIGHTH
[ ] You love and respect all life
[x] You are very romantic
[ ] You often have panic attacks
[ ] You don’t understand the idea of gloating
[ ] You have a habit of repeating someones name when trying to make a point
[ ] Or when excited
[x] You have smoked
[ ] You are very afraid of heights
Total: 2 (when did 8 smoke?? now i have to watch that lulzy movie again.)
NINTH
[ ] You like wearing leather jackets
[x] You can be very emotional
[x] Although, you can hide your sorrow with manic behavior and wit
[x] You can be ruthless
[x] You cuss frequently
[x] You tend to say “fantastic” a lot
[ ] You like bananas
[ ] You can be violent
Total: 5
TENTH
[ ] You are a happy person
[x] You are also enthusiastic, especially at inappropriate times
[x] You feel very lonely
[x] You are a fan of Harry Potter
[ ] You are a very forgiving person
[ ] You prefer rock music
[ ] You think that life is beautiful
[x] Allons-y!
Total: 4 (you are a happy person?? what does that mean? And 10 cries all the time.)
ELEVENTH
[ ] You don’t care if people think you’re eccentric
[x] You can be very childlike
[ ] Fezzes are cool
[ ] You have a very good memory
[x] You talk with your hands
[x] You tend to ramble a lot
[x] You would rather face situations alone, rather than put your friends at risk
[ ] You have green eyes
Total: 4
FUCK YEAH NINE. I can roll with that. We both have blue eyes too, so I'm adding +1 to my score since it didn't ask.
I am no longer used to questionnaires that are this flawed. How is there not a Doctor Who version of
sorting_elite? Someone get on that.