LOL I won't make my own post out of this; but when I was in NYC the summer after senior year of high school, my friends and I were on the subway and I told them to hold on to a handle because it jolts when it leaves the station, but they didn't really listen to me. When the train left, sure enough it jumped around a lot, and one of my friends FELL ON A MAN'S LAP who was minding his own business and reading the newspaper. Mortifying but hilarious. :D :D :D