Haha, I just got an email from the FBI Team!
Hello everybody,this is the F.B.I TEAM speaking!.We are deeply sorry to inconvenient you ,but we just have to do our job.We the F.B.I TEAM have discovered many people around the world being double crossed by Scammers all over the world.During a massive investigation,we came across one Mrs. Anita Powell who loosed over a $1000 trying to buy pets{Puppy} to no avail.Finally we caught the fraudster and he is under our custody .We just want to inform each and everyone who must have been a victim that we are under strict investigation and the criminals would not go unpunished.right now we have arrested 40 of them{35 from Africa}.If you know that you have once being a victim,that is if you have ever been duped trying to buy anything from somebody through the Internet{Cars,Pets,Oil,Parrots,etc..}just contact us through our E-mail address and we promise to investigate and recover your money.WE ARE AT YOUR SERVICE.
Thanks,
Director, ROBERT MUELLER.
This is probably the funniest spam email I've received all week. XD