What could possible go wrong, right?

[sparklypony911]

[So because Defense Against the Dark Arts isn't a subject, Sasuke chose to be HEAD LIBRARIAN. He's also isn't really one for helping you dumb ass's 'students' out, so the library was a good choice. He gets to look after kittens and turtles, after all

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[shikaclouds]

[Enters. Casually ignoring Sasukes presence, and walks up the aisles, disapearring from view.

You may find him back there somewhere, with the deer all curled up with a pile of books in front of it that Shikamaru gave it, while he's laying against it, napping.

What? It's quiet in the library, no one ever goes in there, and its a suitable peaceful place when he's not got a fag in his mouth...]

[sparklypony911]

[Sasuke is roaming the shelves, sorting the books, when he spots the deer.

...What.

Then he finds Shikamaru and everything makes sense. >:| He taps the lazy guy awake with his foot.]

Get up and go teach your class, lazy ass.

[shikaclouds]

[Rolls over lazily.]

They're off on their own assignments. If they can find me, they can get their grades.

[Closes his eyes to continue his nap]

[sparklypony911]

You're an awful teacher. [Sasuke kicks him some more. He doesn't like lazybums and their deer friends scuffling up his nice library, and chewing on his books. >:| ]

[chordaetendonae]

[ Ahhhh books~ You'll find Kakuzu quietly leafing through a copy of Pride and Prejudice in the corner XD ]

[ohfuckitshidan]

[sneaks up behind Kakuzu and folds down the corner of the page he was reading, taking the book from him and closing it] ~♥

[smooches him hard!]

[chordaetendonae]

Hey--!

[ Is about to turn around and punch him hard but after realizing who it is, just smiles and gives in. ]

What's this? [ has broken kiss for the moment ] Couldn't wait till we got home? [ nips jaw~ ]

[ohfuckitshidan]

Hell no. Waiting sucks. Besides, it's more fun this way. We could get caught by anybody. [bites down on the shell of his ear hard]

This feels so strange xD

[pierced_paper]

[Konan quietly enters the Library]

A-ah, Sasuke-sensei? Could you.. reccomend a book for me to read?

Re: This feels so strange xD

[sparklypony911]

[Sasuke looks over the rim of his glasses rather imperiously - until he realizes its Konan! : D He gives her a small smile, before setting down his book and petting Nagato thoughtfully.]

...What about 'Seven Ancient Wonders'? Its pretty good, if you like Indiana Jones-esque adventure.

[pierced_paper]

[She bends down to pet Yahiko, she has missed him! ♥]

...Is that the book you are reading right now? I have not read that one yet. Is there another copy of it here?

[sparklypony911]

You can have mine.
I've already read them a good couple of times.

...What sort of books do you like?

[blood_n_sand]

[He's got revenge to get, yesyesyesyes. He likes being chemistry teacher, because it gives him access to things like this. It won't damage anything too badly, because Gaara likes to read but it'll piss hot-shot off.

So he sets up his little smoke bombs that he crafted with much joy and love. Moving like the stealthy bastard he was he lit one and then moved on, till he set up and lit five of them, all burning a bright red colour.]

Suck it, Sasuke.

[the smoke started billowing out]

[sparklypony911]

[Sasuke was sitting rather happily on at his desk when all of a sudden, Nagato and Yahiko mewl loudly and scamper away.

Thats when he smells it.

About two seconds later, the fire alarms go off, and smoke is billowing throughout the library. With a growl he slams down his books - because like hell there's a fire in his library. >:| This has hooligan written all over it. And armed with a trusty book and ruler, he's ready to take anyone on.

He sets off in search of the perpetrator.]

[blood_n_sand]

[Gaara chuckles as he hides in the smoke screen, shirt pressed to his face to filter the smoke.]

Sasuke... [he whispers, enjoying this far too much. The kittens some how find their way to Gaara, who picks them up and shoves them under his jacket to keep them safe. Konan will be upset with him if he gets them hurt.]

[sparklypony911]

[Sasuke is coughing a little now, and had to ditch his very heavy tome so that he can push his shirt over his nose. He fans at the air with his big 1 metre ruler, and spins on his heel as he hears that voice.
He knows it far too well.]

Get out of the library you freak. >:| [He brandishes his ruler threateningly, but the smoke simply swirls around him.]

[ichaichajounin]

[comes strolling in, heading straight for Sasuke's desk. He and Itachi decided it would be fun to come embarrass Sasuke]

G'morning Sasuke-senseeeeei~~ ♥ ♥ [Said in his most seductive voice]

[brbpokingsasuke]

Sasuke-sensei~~~ [purrs and fiddles with his shirt collar]

[ichaichajounin]

[crawling over the desk] When I grow up, I hope I can be like Sasuke-sensei~ ♥

[sparklypony911]

[Thank you both, Sasuke-'sensei' is now thoroughly freaked out. Also, Nagato and Yahiko have scampered under the desk and are mewling in pure terror.
Sasuke sorta wishes he could join them as he slams his novels right into Kakashi's face. :'|]

...What do you two want.