Comments | sparkoid: You Live with daughter? I crush your face now!

sparkoid

You Live with daughter? I crush your face now!

Jan 21, 2003 09:23

Grace was at her parents house in Jersey this weekend. She called me last night to let me know her Dad would be bringing her home this morning. For those who don't know, her parents do not know we live together. I was hoping to be out of the apartment by 8:15 and missing them by about 15 minutes. I went to bed with this rock solid plan. At 7: ( Read more... )

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sovietpanda January 21 2003, 10:22:55 UTC

hahahahaha. you should make a movie. what's the big deal about you living together? and i seriously need some chucks, even if they have NO foot support and look like clown shoes

ah yes. sparkoid January 21 2003, 10:40:42 UTC

He's quite religious and does not believe we should live together before marriage. Like you can marry someone without living with them first?! I mean think about it. You're going to spend the rest of your life with this person, you should at least know you're comfortable living with them.

Note: since chucks run big, buy them two sizes smaller and you eliminate the clown factor.

yeah seriously sovietpanda January 21 2003, 10:58:07 UTC

marriage without living together first. repulsive thought
and thanks for the tip. i think i'm gonna go for orange. like Karen O *sigh*
or classic red
or black, cause that's all i wear
shit dawg, all 3! WHAT!?

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no no. sparkoid January 21 2003, 13:48:25 UTC

Screenplay? A pop up book would be so much cooler.

ex_graceface757 January 21 2003, 15:33:07 UTC

Oh boy. That's pretty damn hysterical. It really is like a sit-com. Only a dangerous, real-life one, as in, I'm afraid I'll be disowned and stuff.

um...uh, fuck yeah. sparkoid January 22 2003, 06:38:32 UTC

That would suck, yes. I don't want to lose ya roomie. I kind of like you and everything.

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maybe this could work sparkoid January 22 2003, 12:35:49 UTC

I have a better suggestion. If that happens, we sell all the cats, by one cool dog, and spend the rest of the money on painkillers for my face that Grace's dad will no doubt pour molten steel onto.

measle January 21 2003, 15:34:38 UTC

"However, moving stuff once in a while is small price to pay for getting to live with Grace all the time."
thats the most romantic thing ive heard all month. in other news, mease is a sap.
happy anniversary you two.

ex_graceface757 January 21 2003, 17:13:53 UTC

Oh, gosh. He's nice to me. :)

shucks sparkoid January 22 2003, 06:39:29 UTC

You're too nice.

cheers

poploser January 21 2003, 20:35:56 UTC

here's the thing that confuses me... does he know that grace is unemployed? and if so, doesn't it strike him as odd she can afford to live in an apartment all by herself with no job?
Call me a cynic, but maybe he knows more than he lets on, and as long as you play the game he will too...

no no. sparkoid January 22 2003, 06:21:32 UTC

He definitely has no idea. It's a bit more complicated than that. If he knew, I would be minus a face.