Know what's nice? Spending all weekend doing nothing with your best friend, who you are incredibly in love with. Ain't it sweet. I do declare ( Read more... )

Since my acquisition of digital cable, Grace and I have been watching 'Mr. T and The T Force' everynight before going to bed. He ends each cartoon with personal advice to his fans such as, "You don't need to impress people to make them yo friends. If you need to do that, they ain't yo friends. They fools. Bobby learned that the hard way. Yo ( Read more... )

Why do Williamsburg hipsters eat a huge bag of cobra shit in your book Cameron?

-Well, shit mutha trucka, mainly because they do crap like this:

http://nymetro.com/nymetro/news/culture/features/n_7999/

That mouse that shits all over my desk is now wandering around the office floor out in the open. I guess he's no longer afraid of me. I have named him Oliver. I have taken to talking to him and he has taken to chewing on my folders. Maybe I should get a mousetrap....Or some reindeer horns to staple on him...........Oh! He just ran back into the ( Read more... )

Someday, when I have a kid, I am totally going to dress him/her in the same clothes as me everyday so they look like my little twin. I've always wanted a little twin, ever since I saw 'Island Of Dr. Moreau'. They would have little chucks, dirty jeans, and I would probably have to make the t-shirt myself. It would be funny for a little kid to ( Read more... )

This day is terrible. My job's boring factor has just been raised to 198 out of a possible 200. This place sucks unless I get to write scripts. Doing the business crap stinks and makes me feel like an uncreative asshole. Why won't someone pay me to do an art installation where all I do is sleep? That actually doesn't sound like a bad idea. ( Read more... )

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So you've stolen someone else's idea? Yes. Yes, I have.

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So funny.....so so funny.....


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I am going to be out of town and miss seeing Interpol on the 20th. Maybe I should go up to Boston and see them before I leave........and maybe I should get paid a million dollars to watch 'Secret Of My Success' professionally. Both seem unlikely, but both would be sweet. It's probably sold out anyway. feh.