Wow, this is too funny to not put up, but as a warning it is very VERY sexually themed, so for those of you that don't like sexual innuendos used in humor...I wouldn't even click this. Nothing graphic, so if you're in for a good laugh to see one of the greatest things to hit ebay on an April Fools day then go for it and click the link
omg, what a riot I don't feel like posting any more right now because I just realized that we all lose an hour of sleep tonight due to the clock change, so good night all, I'll update again later.