OK, so in between studying for my family law specialisation exams which are next fucking weekend, I've managed to read about the first 50 pages of Harry Potter and the Boredom is about to Conclude, and if I read one more adjective to describe hagrid's huge hand, his tablecloth sized handkerchief, or his enormous arse I think I'll scream. Also, ( Read more... )

The movie about edith piaf is shockingly bad. Don't see it.

Last night I got home from the Kimberley. AFter my little brother's wedding at the Broome Cable Beach Resort (which isn't worth quite the amount they charge but three days there was still very nice)(apart from seeing James Packer in his budgie smugglers first thing in the morning, I know one is supposed to imagine six impossible things before ( Read more... )

I am really cross about

crappy reality television (kidney donations anyone)
emo hair
bad radio
that bloody stupid creation museum in Kentucky
"traditional" japanese whale hunting in southern ocean
not being able to see Dante's Cove.

was quite disappointing this year. Nothing exciting happened apart from the weird ukrainian drag queen in silver with very skinny legs. Ireland was woeful and came last in my scoring (I think I gave them minus 4 for song and they got minus 5 all up from me :)). Hardly any clothes were ripped off. It's just not right if there is no reveal.

That awful Sandi Thom woman isn't coming to Australia after all!
Hooray!

1. Christmas 2005 ( Read more... )

Van Smith.
Van Smith was John Waters' makeup artist. He basically "invented" Divine. He died on 5 December 2006.

Well, everyone knows that livejournal is as dead as a dodo so just why I'm bothering to do this is anyone's guess, particularly considering that the "news" which follows is basically redundant to anyone who has actually met me ( Read more... )

the other day on the train, there was a young man, of ordinary quite unattractive appearance, but very large gym pumped arms, reading what looked like lecture notes, but was in reality lessons on how to become an "alpha male" and to "get more lays ( Read more... )