So now, I have a twitter account, a Flickr account, and something called Plaxo Pulse. I've got my Flickr badge set up on my blog, and I imagine I'll be figuring out someplace to put it on my Myspace page ( Read more... )

A Monty Python Quiz

Score: 100% (12 out of 12)

One of the great things about the future is that in comedy clubs nobody will be able to heckle without typing in a Captcha.

If not, try this: http://rapidshare.com/files/84091337/BWoM.zip

Let me know if it works. I mean, if the Zip file works, not if the CD "works" comedically.

XOXOXOX

Matt

Rooftop put my "Filipino Fear Factor" video up on YouTube and the comments have been amusing. My favorites:

Balut is nasty and this guy sucks ass

and

im fillipino too
this isnt funny has he even tryed balut?Nope. Tell you what -- you learn to spell and I'll try balut. Deal ( Read more... )

I've completely revamped my Web site. That is all.

Here's a "rough draft" of my new home page (opens in new window). The links are live, but the other pages don't look anything like this one. Not yet anyway. Let me know your thoughts, kids. I'm counting on you ( Read more... )

I finally got a chance to go over my contact sheets and narrow the field down to the thumbnails behind the cut. Now is your chance to weigh in on which one should be the Official Headshot.

Get your votes in now, kids. Thumbnails are clickable for slightly larger versions.
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Hey! I'm the featured clip today on Rooftop Comedy. Yes, I know this is roughly the show business equivalent of winning $5 in a scratch-off, but every little bit helps, right?

Go there NOW and check it out:

Pot and Housework Don't Mix:


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In today's Bad Signal e-mail, self-proclaimed Internet Jesus, Warren Ellis, described Facebook as a shit interface used primarily for telling people you're a mad bitey zombie pirate monkey.

Amen, brother.