((This is also partially an excuse to use this icon but whatever. BD))

[sparkybadassery]

Well, looks like since the last time I've updated, we've got some new guys rearing their heads! For you punks only now showing up to this place, call me Surge. This place is

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[boobclocks]

...Oddish?

[sparkybadassery]

Oh, yeah, those are Pokemon from where I come from! They're these little baby blue plants keyword being 'baby', who the hell would raise those things anyway with green leaves on their heads and--

... Haha, oh wait! Have you even heard of Pokemon before?!

[boobclocks]

No. Creatures unique to your world?

[sparkybadassery]

Exactly! Rough-and-tumble elemental monsters! Hell, I've got one with me (that's Raichu) right about now.