Hee hee!

[sparrows_girl]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Sparrows_girlitisCause:natural sign of ageingSymptoms:mild French accent, red vomit, flashing eyes, spittingCure:pass it on to someone else within seven days

How oddly appropriate . . . *snicker*

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Kyp Durron's DisorderCause:self-abuseSymptoms:mildly high blood-alcohol level, snoring, vague delusions, mild heartburnCure:fresh air

Who thinks up these things??