Things To Do When You're Bored

[sparseparsley]

Things to do when you're bored and have a juvenile sense of humor:

Read customer reviews for the Hitachi Magic Wand on Newegg.com. I'm not sure I've ever seen so many "words" in quotations in one place, before.

My favorite:
Pros- I've got one for my mother-in law. She's a lot nicer to me since and seems very happy.

Comments

[breakinporcelan]

Cons: -Big, rather intimidating at first
-Makes a little bit of noise, may not be suitable if you have paper-thin walls

Translation: Our neighbors keep asking us why we have something that sounds like a lawnmower in our apartment.

Hah, this site is hilarious. XD

[lattimore]

Haha, dying. That's quite a collection of nudge-nudge wink-wink writing there.

Plus I know the "tech level" is unrelated to their purchase of the Hitachi wand, but that's making me laugh too.: "Trust my opinion, I am an expert due to my learnings (if you know what I mean)."

[musicdiamond]

Bwahahaha I'm cracking up.

Also, I love the Hitachi magic wand myself. Good stuff. ;)