Well, here it is.

[spasticpirate]

2:50am and I'm here in my too-warm bed, laptop perched on a pillow, mcdonalds orange drink being carefully consumed. Rationed out, so I will still have some when I want some in 5 minutes. Sips are all I get, I'm a harsh mistress

Comments

Dubya's stumping at the zoo?

[notbinky]

damn Dr. J, I plumb forgot: I have, at my home, an 802.11b (slowish, yes indeed, but freeish) wireless base station majigger that I ain't usin'. Gene provided it and it's yours for the takin'. but you'll either have to ask him to find the power adapter or get your radio shack on 'cause I never had it.

hey spasticpirate, interesting journal u have...I like -wise, I've been playing a fucklot. Listenin

[anonymous]

hi spasticpirate, i listen to -wise, I've been playing a fucklot. Listeningwise, it's all about Duvall. It may very well be evangelical, but I'm a big fan of gospel too as well... do you know how many cd's are out?
have you heard about The Passion? it's a movie about the last hours of Jesus' life before the Crucifixion - i've heard a lot of good things about it, and i agree after seeing the trailers...

hey spasticpirate, interesting journal u have...I like -wise, I've been playing a fucklot. Listenin

[anonymous]

hi spasticpirate, i listen to -wise, I've been playing a fucklot. Listeningwise, it's all about Duvall. It may very well be evangelical, but I'm a big fan of gospel too as well... do you know how many cd's are out?
have you heard about The Passion? it's a movie about the last hours of Jesus' life before the Crucifixion - i've heard a lot of good things about it, and i agree after seeing the trailers...

Topping the Chimp fight

[supersweets]

When I was little my mom took me to the zoo. This zoo was either somewhere in Texas or New Orleans. Anyway, at the zoo was this very bored lion who only had one joy in life; pissing on the zoo-goers. We watched this sequence of events 4 or 5 times over the period of half an hour or so that we were eating lunch (and laughing our asses off)...

The lion would start roaring great big roars, which would attract the attention of all the people near him. All the stupid people would then flock to the lion's cage to see what all the fuss was about. When the lion had an acceptable audience, he would then lift his leg and piss all over everybody. The crowd would scatter, cursing as they went; and after about 5 minutes of the everyone being gone, the lion would start to roar again and new, unsuspecting victims would come.

I never got pissed on by te lion.