OK, like, wow

[spasticpirate]

So, I usually don't remember my dreams, usually through semiconscious effort. I try not to remember them. However, this morning I had a dream I remembered, and with good reason. This is not a dream you tell your friends about. Luckily I have no shame

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[altamira16]

I don't think that means gay-- more like interesting new masturbation methods.

I dunno

[spasticpirate]

It's not that I'm afraid of being gay; I know I'm not. But it was just really weird. Why the dream-within-a-dream?

[akonken]

Dude, you're such a fag.

(Or maybe it's something like you don't enjoy sexual independence as much as you think you should? I'm not the dream guy, so I don't know.)

no,

[spasticpirate]

your mom. Also, I blame the bowl of James' chili I had.

[supernightmaren]

uh...hang on to your girlfriend or you'll feel the need to explore yourself?

Explore myself

[spasticpirate]

and turn into a pretzel. A happy pretzel, maybe, but I don't wanna be a pretzel. Or any baked good, really.

Maybe a good carrot cake with cream cheese frosting, that's pretty good.

Re: Explore myself

[akonken]

Man, now I want carrot cake.

[notbinky]

I think it means I can't make practice tonight.
Or maybe you just watched Clerks. or checked out Ænima's liner notes. or have an insatiable yet subconscious cocklust.
but I still can't make it to practice tonight. sorry. next week though you bet.

Damnit.

[spasticpirate]

no practice? You're the self-fellater.

What could possibly be your excuse? I know it's not the finale episode of the Bachelorette, because that's tomorrow.

[merovingian]

I know someone who used to be able to do that.

Apparently, it's not as pleasurable as the old-fashioned method of masturbation. On account of the incredible discomfort.