{through the desert of truth}
"Wow, the new Japanese prime minister sure looks good for being 71 years old."
"Yeah, she doesn't look a day over 50. I guess you could say she's asian gracefully."
And as a bonus, an old news story that was just brought to my attention: Cops: Cheesy Murder Plot Foiled
So this lady in Memphis was in someone else's house and she saw a block of queso fresco, a white crumbly cheese. She did what any of us would have done: mistook it for uncut cocaine and hired a hit man to raid the house, kill the residents, and take the loot. Behold, the power of cheese.
Only she had the bad luck to hire an undercover police officer to do the job, who promptly cut the cheese and discovered that it wasn't cocaine. "Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese," said Lt Jeff Clark as though cheese were somehow not important enough to kill people for. Honestly, some people just don't get it.
"Yeah, she doesn't look a day over 50. I guess you could say she's asian gracefully."
And as a bonus, an old news story that was just brought to my attention: Cops: Cheesy Murder Plot Foiled
So this lady in Memphis was in someone else's house and she saw a block of queso fresco, a white crumbly cheese. She did what any of us would have done: mistook it for uncut cocaine and hired a hit man to raid the house, kill the residents, and take the loot. Behold, the power of cheese.
Only she had the bad luck to hire an undercover police officer to do the job, who promptly cut the cheese and discovered that it wasn't cocaine. "Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese," said Lt Jeff Clark as though cheese were somehow not important enough to kill people for. Honestly, some people just don't get it.