So I just got a job as a wine consultant. Yes, a wine consultant...sounds important huh? It sounds even more important if you say it with an English accent (I do every time). I'll still be working at the cute little Italian place in Shelton on the weekends, and will be consulting wine buyers during the week. Alright I guess I'd better be honest, it ( Read more... )

I'm sitting in the upstairs of my other job, the non-olive garden job, the happy job where I'm alowed to express myself and drink wine. Maybe it's drink wine then express myself? hmm.....anyway....I got fired from the O.G. on tuesday after ten months of enslavement. I still work at an Italian restaurant in Shelton, however i have not spat in anyone ( Read more... )

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So I'm sitting at my mom's house enjoying a little warm sake, Fred is munching away at a tantalizing dish of "filet meow" and my mom is smoking a menthol cigarette nearby...can you imagine what I smell? ahhh! The last few days have been simply amazing. I spent the little heat wave a few days ago at black lake with chrissy, roach, and cerise. ( Read more... )

A - Age you got your first kiss: 16 ( Read more... )

You say the hill's to steep to climb, climbing ( Read more... )

I've never had a manicure and a pedicure, i think i need these things ( Read more... )

Ten minutes ago I decided to start a metal band called "satan's tampon string of DOOM ( Read more... )

I woke up at 7am thinking, "ahhhh! who put this tennis ball in my throat? what is this pain? SATAN, YOU BASTARD, GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR TENNIS BALL WITH YOU!!!!" These were my exact thoughts, that the devil was giving me the ol' tennis ball throat torture. Aparently I haven't been a good catholic and God is punishing me. Or I just have a viral ( Read more... )