the spanish channel was just showing women wearing ONLY wrapping paper, while another, less attractive, lady was TRAPPED INSIDE clear wrapping paper, struggling to get out. with a bow on top. sweeet.

some guys were moving the fence in our backyard today. it was raining, which might explain this, but man, THEY WERE BASICALLY WEARING JUMPSUITS. YELLOW ONES!!!

observe:

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some weeeird things happened this week ( Read more... )

GUYS THERE IS A LICENSE PLATE IN MY TOWN THAT SAYS "LUDACRIS."
some people from work followed the car around, because hello, it was LUDARIS IN THE CAR, and now i am determined to find this license plate. the "X-RATED" plate just wasn't good enough. MAN LUDACRIS!!

my brother's new aim profile ( Read more... )

today my mom and brother went to a barbeque and brought back a bunch of crap. i got candy, a paper fan, an orange back scratcher, a windmill, etc. etc. the thing is, most of this stuff is covered in little cartoon fish.

nothing compared to [nooooothing compaares 2 u] these sunglasses, though.

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one of the only words i got in yesterday's crossword puzzle (yes, i was looking at the crossword puzzle):

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when i was at my dad's, i took a bunch of pictures of stupid shit, like something in my refrigerator (not pickles) called "baby dill." (i hate that rugrats show, though. YES you know what i'm talking about.) i also took pictures of me with laundry products. you know, shouting into a shout bottle, bouncing with bounce... that sort of thing ( Read more... )

nogin has a new show called 'LOL.'
the food network has a show called 'boy meets grill.'

...and speaking of boy meets something..

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we got a puppy! i didn't want my mom to get one because last time (actually, the last two times) we got one she gave it away, but it's really cute. what should her name be? ...damnit i don't want my livejournal entries to be about puppies and prom, but they are ( Read more... )