i have a very important decision i have to make. my options are these:
[1] kill myself.
[2] kill my mother.
[3] kill both my parents [murderously!].
[4] run far far away.
[5] some combination of 1-4.
mmm. smells like a big, steaming plate of melodrama! oh wait. that's because it is. [sighs.] i'll tell you when i come to a decision.
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The world is ugly enough. Without your beauty and intelligence.. it'd just fade away. <333
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Because: You are too cool to die. The world would become bleak and depressing, and there would be nobody to appreciate spatulas, or to be randomly cool, hilarious, interesting,and gorgeous.
Because: Your parents spawned you, therefore blessing the world with your lovelyness/spatulatasticness.
Because: I would cry big fat emo tears every night if you were missing somewhere, as would the rest of the people who think you are the bee's knees.
take care, dear. <3
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e-mail me if you need to vent...oleanderXblue@netscape.net
I'm going to be gone for the next 2 weeks, though....
take care, babe.
I'll bring you back a postcard from Costa Rica. <3
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