An old pal has returned~

[spawnofpluto]

So...people can count me as a happy son of a bitch for the moment thanks to the fact that my old partner in crime, Jin, decided to show his ass back at camp after being gone for two years~ Which was far too fucking long for my liking since I don't really enjoy being here either, but he helped keep things around here interesting for me, at least. ..

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[island_hitman]

I feel the same way about that, just so you know. And let's see what wonderful thing we have to do this time. With the lot of us, I'm sure it'll be more fun than punishment if we even bother to do it

[spawnofpluto]

Do you really, Boss~? Never knew you to be such a softie~ We always manage to turn whatever punishment they give us into something fun, though~ I fucking love it~ Everytime they put out a notice I'm just waiting to see if any of us have our names listed again~ Eh... I'd prefer not having another excuse for them to call home to my mother if I can help it, though. She tries to loudly lecture me enough as it is.

[island_hitman]

Not really. You know I have just about as many friends as you do. So I like to know those I do have are doing well.

I will agree. She's scarier than my mom sometimes

[spawnofpluto]

Well, yeah, we're not exactly the most popular bunch in camp, but I've never cared about the quantity, just the quality. You guys are my best friends, and that's all that really matters to me.
And that includes Jin, whether or not he's comfortable with that. So I've been worried about him since the day he left. You can only imagine just how glad I am that he's back again~

I'm pretty sure that's impossible. Maybe it's because I've lived with the woman my whole life, but she doesn't seem that scary to me. Your mother, on the other hand, I'm pretty sure she terrifies everyone. In fact, it still leaves me in awe how her husband has remained married to her for all these years, or even the fact that he married her in the first place. The man's got some massive balls, is what I'm saying.
...Then again, as far as my mother goes, there are times when I can definitely see why the Old Man wanted to screw her brains out, kinky bastard that he is. She really doesn't take shit from anyone. Not me, not you, not the God of the Underworld either.

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[ecstaticfear]

Oh, yay.

[spawnofpluto]

"Oh, yay" what, aniki~? Oh, yay, Hiroshi's close friend has returned and he is happy? Oh, yay, Hiroshi's close friend has returned and doom is upon us? Oh, yay, Okinawans are getting drunk again? Oh, yay, Hiroshi is intentionally provoking the woman in charge? Or was it all the above? You leave things ever so vague for everyone, Kuranosuke~

[OOC: Yeah, I know I said he wouldn't call him aniki, but then I thought, he would if he were saying it mockingly. >>;]

[ecstaticfear]

All of those with a hint of sarcasm, basically.

I still don't quite understand why it's so fun to provoke the teachers.

[spawnofpluto]

Obviously, with that icon~

You'd have to understand me and mine to understand that. You've yet to bother doing so.

[notes_n_strings]

I'm glad your friend is back, sempai. Please be careful though, okay? Don't get in too much trouble.

[spawnofpluto]

Sorry, Chouta, can't promise anything this time~ It's a reunion of bros, after all~

[notes_n_strings]

Well, hopefully it was fun....
Did you get the aspirin and sports drinks I left for you all?

[spawnofpluto]

It was lots of fun~
...Why the fuck did you give us aspirin and sports drinks? Not that I don't appreciate it, but we didn't need them.

[why_ya_askin]

Missed ya too, asshole!

Last night almost made up for my ass havin' to come back.

[spawnofpluto]

Hearing you say that gives me warm fuzzies deep down in my naughty bits~♥

Almost~? I know you're difficult to impress, but come on~ We didn't pull all that shit together for nothing~

[why_ya_askin]

Ah yes, the infamous fuckin' naughty bits.

Alright- it was a rager.

[spawnofpluto]

Are they considered infamous now~? I know there's a lot down there to look at, but didn't think my dick and balls were that news worthy.

Thanks, Jin~ You almost make me believe you with that~♥

[demikai]

Wouldn't feel complete bein' back without gettin' slapped with a punishment right off the bat I guess.

[spawnofpluto]

I'm actually surprised that it hasn't happened yet considering the usual contraband you bring back for us.

[demikai]

Hey it's not contraband when it's offerings! Some of it is just not up to par to give to our parents.

[spawnofpluto]

It's offerings, yet at this place they look down on us indulging in the offerings ourselves and punish us when we do...so it's contraband whether we like it or not.
But I'm calling bullshit on sub par, man. You brought a couple bottles of vintage back.