Poetry
Word count: 100 (some of which, admittedly, aren't real words)
Rating: G
Feedback: is the light of my life
Disclaimer: I AM JK Rowling and I DO own these characters. Honestly.
Remus is frantic. He can tell, he knows that his Valentine's Day card from Sirius will be perfect. It will describe his face in minute detail (eyesliketheseaafterastorm). It will liken him to a summer's day, a flower, a mountain (morebeautifulthananyoneofthem). It will be stylish and beautiful and poetic.
Remus is not good at poetry (thereoncewasaboynamedSirius). He can rhyme and he can measure and he knows all about metre (asonnetiambicpentameterfourteenlinestensyllables). He can do all of these things and still be an awful poet, words in the wrong places. His quill scratches and he decides:
"I love you"
And it is poetry.
Rating: G
Feedback: is the light of my life
Disclaimer: I AM JK Rowling and I DO own these characters. Honestly.
Remus is frantic. He can tell, he knows that his Valentine's Day card from Sirius will be perfect. It will describe his face in minute detail (eyesliketheseaafterastorm). It will liken him to a summer's day, a flower, a mountain (morebeautifulthananyoneofthem). It will be stylish and beautiful and poetic.
Remus is not good at poetry (thereoncewasaboynamedSirius). He can rhyme and he can measure and he knows all about metre (asonnetiambicpentameterfourteenlinestensyllables). He can do all of these things and still be an awful poet, words in the wrong places. His quill scratches and he decides:
"I love you"
And it is poetry.