I must be tired or something

[spaz102]

So I saw this roundish-shaped brown thing on the floor in the corner of my eye, and instinctively greeted it with "hey.", thinking it was the cat. Needless to say, my coat didn't reply.

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[argylebutterfly]

Whereas if it had been the cat, you two would have had a meaningful conversation?

[spaz102]

She makes funny "Broiink!" noises if you talk to her, to simulate a meaningful relationship betwen peers, where I don't have to feed and clean up after her. Who the hell is the "master" in this relationship? More like servant...

[shortbreads]

No, but I'll bet you made its day.

[spaz102]

Yeah, that coat and I are pretty close. We've been through a few scrapes together, but have managed to stick together for the past couple of years. :) It's part of an unspoken relationship I have with my shirts, where I wash them, and they stop people from staring at my nipples.