The worst thing you'll ever read...

[spazholio]

...and it just happened to me. Like, 30 minutes ago

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[erica057]

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

[stephthegeek]

Holy fucking shit, that is horrifying.

Dude...that. is. AWESOME!

[anonymous]

Dude... I know i gave you shit for buying a video camera for Sid...but dude...you couldve totally redeemed that by having your dad record that shit. Or, if he was holding you down, get Sid to hold the camera...about time he did something productive. Also, you have like 500 devices with cameras on them...i gotta see this thing! It wouldve been even better had it been a snake...what with snakes on a plane coming out...but i know your aversion to roaches is pretty fierce. Anyway, that rules...i mean...it sucks...but it rules at the same time...I am going to call you checkov for a while...damn...i'm a dork...

Re: Dude...that. is. AWESOME!

[spazholio]

You're such an ass. But I distinctly remember as I was yelling, I was making comments about having a sudden desire to take over a starship, so you're not too far off with that.

[sunnycrittenden]

OMFG. I'm going to have nightmares.

[moleculor]

Ya know, I've heard this story before.

Hey, whadya know?

[spazholio]

You really think I have enough time to pretend a Straight Dope story is mine?

[moleculor]

Oh, no, it's just I never thought I'd know someone who got the wonderful pleasure of having a roach in their ear.

Makes me worry it'll happen to me.