You know it's the first heavy snow of Winter when you can answer the question (while driving) "Hey, wonder where those tire tracks go?" with the following:

a) "Oooh, the ditch - ouch"
b) "That poor bastard's house"
c) "Oncoming traffic"
d) "Nowhere? Oh well, guess we have to wait until Spring"

"Hey, he's been awfully quiet...."
"Hey, what smells like nail polish...?"
".....damn it."


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Blog Post: Let it never be said that Google has no sense of humor http://s3nt.com/6dp

If you check out Google's robots.txt file today, you'll see that they're taking steps to protect your precious search data from zombies.

User-agent: zombies
Disallow: /brains

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Copy this sentence into your livejournal if you're in a heterosexual marriage, and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.

Not really big into memes, but seeing as how I have a very few number of people on my f-list, I figure I can't offend too many people with this one. Fill it out, dammit ( Read more... )

For all my LJ friends who also have Facebook accounts, please click here and give it a look. Here's a synopsis:

Joe Jackson of Tuscaloosa Alabama, is the father of a nine year old boy, Brett, with a very rare form of brain cancer (neurocutaneous melanosis). There is only one treatment for it at only one hospital in their entire country - Sloane- ( Read more... )

So...the gov't just took control of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Somehow, this doesn't seem like a good thing.

I'm so glad that Bank of America has decided to slash my limits and cancel my cards, right when I need them the most. Jerks.

Ok, I know this is a "thing" that's happening right now, but I just had the most surreal thing happen to me via IM, and I'm going to paste it here: (( under the cut )