what the sod???

[spazmozskikins]

oh dear god, the world has actually gone insane.
i just saw an advert for contact lenses which, get this...

MOISTURISE UR EYES?!?!?!?!

i mean, why the hell would u need them to do that?? its not like ur eyes are gona get wrinkles or anything!

xxx

Comments

[anonymous]

*shakes head at emma*
until u wear the pain taht r contact lenses u shall never understand the need for moisturisation....NEVAAAA!! if u close ur eyes wen wearing contacts it feels like u hav swallowed them accidently...nebody else get that???
hehehehe bt seriously the weirdest contacts r the ones with tiny lil holes in them....although they make sensage...they freak moi out
arg speaking of contacts...managed to walk around all of yesterday with my contact lense ripped to pieces in eye...bloody painful so am now semi-blind as brought no spares...genius girl strikes again *aeroplane noises*
think am still drunk- eurgh never want to drink again....tmr nite thou...arg fuck it
tralala
love u emmeh!!xxxxxxxx

[a_z_z_z]

so your eyes don't dry out and they don't fall out and you don't look like an idiot searching for an invisible circular object the size of a five pence coin whilst suffering from blindness :-)