Procrastinating.
CHINA was treated very badly by JAPAN. GERMANY and ITALY, Made to do many chores around the house with no time to rest, CHINA seeks refuge in his own little US' HOUSE, where he daydreams of a better life. Meanwhile, the King and Queen are preparing for a YANDERE WORLD CONFERENCE they are giving in order to find a wife husband for their son, the guest of honor. RUSSIA wonders when he will find true love, and the King assures RUSSIA that lasting love will come one day.
On the night of the WORLD CONFERENCE, CHINA fantasizes about attending. CHINA is teased for harboring impossible dreams of attending the special WORLD CONFERENCE. CHINA is miraculously provided with a beautiful WOK and super fast FOOT by a BRITANIAN ANGEL (IN SHORT, ENGLAND LOSING IT). Warned that this magic will last only until midnight, CHINA leaves for the WORLD CONFERENCE. The BRITANIAN ANGEL (IN SHORT, ENGLAND LOSING IT) tells CHINA that dreams can indeed come true.
At the WORLD CONFERENCE, RUSSIA invites a mysterious stranger (actually CHINA in hisr WOK )1 to OBJECT. CHINA and RUSSIA OBJECTED all night long. GERMANY and ITALY glare and spitefully criticize RUSSIA's choice of partners. CHINA, and RUSSIA marvel that they have fallen in love after knowing each other for less than 4000 YEARS. As midnight is about to strike, CHINA , flees, leaving only a SCARF2 behind.
The next day, CHINA, USELESSLY recalls the WORLD CONFERENCE to JAPAN and GERMANY and ITALY. GERMANY and ITALY , believing that CHINA can only be imagining the WORLD CONFERENCE, marvel at his accuracy. A VODKA (SCREW THE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT, VODKA WINS) announces the arrival of RUSSIA, who, armed with the SCARF, has begun to search far and wide for his mysterious love. JAPAN orders CHINA, out of the house so that he won't ruin GERMANY and ITALY's chances with RUSSIA. To the delight of CHINA and RUSSIA, magic once again provides assistance, and RUSSIA recognizes3 CHINA , He places the SCARF on his WAIST and, lo and behold, it fits. CHINA, and RUSSIA are DANGEROUSLY united and live happily ever after.
1 You wear woks? XDD
2 CHINA HAD A SCARF?! HMMHMM.
3 Coincidentally Hetalia-related.
Inspired by
this Russia*China MAD that made me ship the pairing. *A* ♥♥♥