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spazztichero

Washington Post Hilarity

Feb 20, 2007 15:58

A friend of mine forwarded me this. It is quite hilarious. Enjoy!

( Amusement )

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hametsunosaturn February 20 2007, 21:24:07 UTC

Nick, you just made my day.

I'm so printing this out and pinning it to my communal cubical at work. XD

Some of those are absolutely amazing.

spazztichero February 20 2007, 22:55:11 UTC

Woohoo! My day is made as well! I love finding things to make other peoples' days...especially when it actually makes their day!

Someone printed it out and put it up in the office here too. ^___^

hametsunosaturn February 20 2007, 22:58:51 UTC

Hee hee, my co-worker and good friend, Becca, read it and cracked up at a lot of them.

It's totally awesome. XD

Oh, hey... Are you gonna be online any time soon? I kinda wanted to ask ya' something. ^_^;

snicks_chan February 20 2007, 23:45:29 UTC

14.Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

That...would explain a lot.

spazztichero February 21 2007, 01:07:08 UTC

Has Satan been plaguing you in the night hmm?

snicks_chan February 21 2007, 01:17:27 UTC

You know what mosquitos do to me...

spazztichero February 21 2007, 03:58:43 UTC

Oh that's right! They inject you with the essence of evil and swelling. And then subject you to unbearable temptation to the tenth deadly sin of scratching mosquito bites.

*pets* Poor Snickers...

*pets me* Poor us! No romantic summer walks at dusk!

Woe!

bakkerkid February 22 2007, 03:06:05 UTC

I love these, particularly the second half. I may have to keep this page...