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May 30, 2007 18:47

Okay. Can somebody PLEASE tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE PENGUIN MOVIES?!?Seriously. In the past two or three years there've been an inordinate amount of penguins on the big screen. I saw one movie, I'll admit it. Happy Feet. But Jesus. I have NO idea where this obsession came from. THERE ARE PENGUINS EVERYWHERE!!! EVERYWHERE, I TELL ( Read more... )

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hametsunosaturn May 30 2007, 23:13:28 UTC

Yeah... Some of my other friends have complained about that.

It's just like anything. When someone catches on that x = money, then everyone wants to do/make/sell x.

spazztichero May 30 2007, 23:26:48 UTC

But...why penguins?! It's so random!! Why not squirrels? Squirrels are infinitely more awesome!!!

hametsunosaturn May 30 2007, 23:33:14 UTC

Because of March of the Penguins.

ruchemist May 31 2007, 12:13:49 UTC

And because everyone loved the penguins in Madagascar, even though they had a minor role. There was even a Christmas short produced on them.

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angel_vixen May 31 2007, 00:24:21 UTC

They're cute and therefore infinitely marketable, appealing to all ages (chibis: "LOOKIT, MOM!!"//adults: "Such unassuming, cutesy birds!")?

Though, as the heat index rises, I begin to wonder if the movie studios are not just simply taunting us with visions of cold and ice. "Don't you wish you had a piece of this ice to cool your heat-addled brain?! DON'T YOU?! Buy our movie."

AngelVixen :-)

hametsunosaturn May 31 2007, 00:47:24 UTC

Buy concessions! Ice cold coke! Ice cream at your concession stand! Then go buy some dip'n'dots!

spazztichero May 31 2007, 01:31:28 UTC

Another Penguin Movie: $30
Concessions: $50
Ice Cold Coke: $20
Ice Cream: $100
Dip'n'dots: Your immortal soul
Shutting Your Kids Up For Two Hours: Priceless (Until you realize just how much it really cost)

spazztichero May 31 2007, 01:27:09 UTC

There might just be something to that...

My psychology feels targeted. Except they are fools and they LOSE! I like the heat! Muahahahaha!!!

vulchu May 31 2007, 01:21:07 UTC

Clearly the penguins are a method of mass mind control. With their little suits. They are secret service agents invading every aspect of our lives.

spazztichero May 31 2007, 01:34:45 UTC

It does not work on my mind! Oh sadness. I will be forced to flee and become badass in order to fight off the hordes of brainwashed penguin zombies, but even then I will lose because I can't fight the world!!!

And like all zombie movies, it will end badly and the zombies will win. Woe.