Umm...Yeah. I AM alive, if you people are wondering. My computer died, and then I cried, and then I almost died soo.. *shrugs* I'm almost positive none of you give a flippity fuck. Let's see, where was I when death decided to come knocking at my door? Oh yes, I had just broken up with my skank of my boyfriend. Where is that skank, anyway? Hopefully ( Read more... )

How many days until that challenge ( Read more... )

Take the quiz: "What do you love about making love?"

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So I go AWOL for two or three days and Justin gets (possibly) engaged to the horse necked beast from Narnia??? The fuck? *blinks* Hoo, boy. That's going to be one good pre-nup right there. I'm flabbergasted ( Read more... )

Which, you know, is what I am. Can someone please cheer me up? Because it really really sucks right now.

Have you ever seen one of those episodes of cops where there's a domestic call, and the trailer park husband is screaming with trailer park wife. Yeah...Minus, the trailer park, that's pretty much how my evening with Craig went. And needless to say, I don't think we're dating anymore ( Read more... )

-Things aren't going so hot between me and the honey. We keep arguing over the dumbest shit and it's driving me nuts. I don't even want to talk to him right now. If I do, I'll probably just shoot him ( Read more... )

Them damn Nsync boys and their National Anthem...*bawls* Sobeautiful. There are no words to express it...

Candy is a wonderful, wonderful person. *nods*

Why are some guys so stupid? Did they somehow lose their rationality gene with all the beer guzzling and pot smoking ( Read more... )

*gacked from Lyds*

( Got me feeling so slashy right now... )