gossip
the following is completely and 100% not true meaning all lies and not to be taken seriously, i just wrote it for a laugh. repeat NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. it's a joke, okay??? not ONNE kernel of truth, i promise. one for everyone on my friends list in order:
il used to smoke pot and now i hear she has to go to rehab until she graduates. lame?
kayley was secretly this huge influence behind n*sync's breaking up. she's like the yoko ono of pop.
i heard adrienne got into this impossible-to-get-into culinary arts academy, but only cuz her dad made this embarrassingly huge donation.
i know tiffany is secretly part of this prostitution ring that masks itself as a sisterhood of celibacy.
jordan did it with some girl he met at a very male-only club. hello? gross?
karin's friend told me she actually flunked out of her old school and she only got into louisville because she promised the administration she'd become a nun. desperate, much?
cece and one of her brother's friends are engaged. i heard they're just waiting until graduation.
eric has become a rastafarian and smokes herbal cigarettes. yeah, like that'll last.
becky has been taking ecstasy for like her entire life and now she's got this weird disease that she has to take pot pills for. come on, common sense tells you not to give a girl on e pot...
angela's friend's cousin told me that angela's going to this crazy prestigious college out in the ukraine but she wants to stay near her family so she's like flying there every morning.
erika and this weird girl are like stalking this kid les who she's totally in love with. she even writes him poetry...
ashley joined this afi suicide cult and now her friends are flying davey in to get her to stop. that just might work!
michelle is being disowned by her parents because she's marrying some 30 year old guy she's met like ONCE.
helen is actually an alias for Hannibal Lectors Mistess. i'd change it if i were her too...
alexi started the internet craze some call GOOGLE. she's secretly like this genius computer freak.
simone and her boyfriend broke up because she has like a million std's. nasty.
tara has secretly been seeing this eighteen year old girl who calls herself tiphany. i knew something was up with her.
michael e is actually the rock god warren zevon reincarnated. he plans on releasing a new album in april.
daniel's sister told me that he owns a bmw that he can't pay for, so he has to rent out his room. tsk...
nick's mom told my friend's mom that he drove his car off the side of the mountain and he died. but, to his girlfriend's delight, the car was fine.
ganon and his girlfriend finally did it. apparently it was going fine until the condom ripped...
susanna had this major plastic surgery on her nose to get ride of the huge bump. she like PAID all her friends not to tell. apparently, she didn't pay them enough...
alex has this underground sex club called X that she anonymously invites guys to. it's unnervingly successful.
lauren got accepted to all these colleges and now she's having her aunt pick for her. backbone? not found.
andrea went out with this peruvian model and is now carrying his baby. she wants to get married, but he has other plans...
melly is moving to florida this summer cuz she's running away from this stalker guy who keeps calling her.
brooke is moving to san fancisco cuz she's secretly this volleyball-playing lesbo.
jessica is trying out for this major movie, but we know she won't get it because she's going against chad michael murray. yeah. a GUY'S part.
i heard nancy is fleeing from the law because she got caught stealing a chess set. a word to the wanna-be bad girls: try to at least steal something cool.
reilly is really some twelve year old prodigy from france. as if she didn't have enough going for her.
natalie sydes stalks johnney depp. i heard she went freaking out of the country to trail him. he's filing a restraining order. bout time!
kristen sniffs acetone and he parents caught her, so now she's being sent to some theraputic boarding school or something.
becca and colin ferell were wed with an obnoxiously huge ceremony. she is four months preggers.