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[speakingmyheart]

I just ate a peanut butter chocolate Easter egg the size of film canister, and I think I'm going to pass out.
Chocolate and I are not good friends in the least.
Uhghhhh, my stomach.

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[thirtysixspokes]

i just ate a hershey bar the size of cuba, fidel chocolastro shot me with missles and my stomach exploded. funny thing is, i dont even like chocolate!

[speakingmyheart]

Neither do I! I just felt like I was letting the terrorists win by not getting involved in this silly, chocolate eating holiday. From now on I will stick to my favorite food-oriented holiday called Thanksgiving, with mashed potatoes and stuffing just how I like 'em, minus the stomachache caused by that sickingly rich brown devil substance made of sugar and milk and cocoa. I'll leave Easter and Valentine's Day to the fatties and love birds, both in which I do not wish any involvement on my part. I say, power to the people!