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[spear_of_odin]

[Private // Hackable]

Two parts base material; one part orange mandragora; yields painkiller.

Two parts base material; one part brown mandragora; yields napalm.

Four parts base material; one part green mandragora; yields oaogkgmadfgg---------

[Action // Outside a Hylian Lab]

Ack!

[An explosion! Hacking and coughing, Gwendolyn comes rushing

Comments

[blade_of_odette]

...What foolishness have you wrought, Valkyrie?

[spear_of_odin]

[Stands as proudly as one possibly can when covered from head-to-toe with what could be described as 'snot-like'.]

Nothing to concern yourself with, Shadow Knight.

[blade_of_odette]

You clearly cannot handle the situation alone. Permit me to assist you.

[grabs a nearby mop and heads in, grumbling about women and valkyries and cooties and grumble mumble grimble gramble]

[spear_of_odin]

Do not go in there, Shadow--!

[Glares in the direction of Oswald and attempts to follow him, but she finds her feet firmly attached to the floor due to the Ooze.]

[sir_froggy]

What in the blazes was that!?

[spear_of_odin]

I apologize, Sir Frog. I was performing some experiments and one got out of hand.

[concealed_sage]

By the three Goddesses, what happened down there? Are you alright, Lady Gwendolyn?

[spear_of_odin]

I apologize, Your Majesty. I was making use of a laboratory to further my alchemy studies, but it seems I have made a mistake. I am sorry to cause you undue concern, Princess Zelda.

[concealed_sage]

No need to apologize. Accidents can happen. As long as you are uninjured, everything is fine.