I was going through the first issue of Omnibus! just now, and I stumbled upon this gem.

Interview with Chris (note: not me) of the Black Lion

...
Chris - That's pretty much it. Spray paint on wood, I guess.
Roy - Is that plywood or uh...
Chris - Yeah, that is plywood.
...

things happened this weekend, like crazy-ass triple-rock-circles forming in my backyard, but the most eventful happened on MTV, where apparently some TV producer thought the Aquabats! fashion zombie! was the perfect soundtrack to the homoerotic horseplay of eating 17 bananas in 1 minute and 47 seconds ( Read more... )

there's nothing quite like staying up with your mom and watching a cartoon about a claymation-animated child innocently selling his urine to fellow students as a sports drink. Moral Orel: promoting family togetherness.

I rock -- inside the Goodwill on Fredricksburg, I discovered and purchased a sweet record player for a measely 10 dollars. Later, at some used bookstore on 410 and Callaghan, I bought a vinyl copy of Animal Boy by the Ramones, as well as a possibly out-of-print, 1971 copy of the The Who's "Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy."

( Superman is a dick )

today was weird. i won't divulge any details (if you were there, you know), but i can tell you that it seems to be ending with ALL THE TV REMOTES IN MY HOUSE DISSAPPEARING. if you took my tv remote, fucking return it.

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Best Albums in the World

1. Screeching Weasel - Anthem for a New Tomorrow

2. Descendents - Milo Goes to College

3. Ramones - Ramones

4. Mr. T Experience - Love is Dead

5. The Queers - Love Songs for the Retarded

6. Hewsker Dew - Zen Arcade

7. Rancid - ...And Out Come the Wolves (fuck you)

8. Modest Mouse - This is a Long Drive for Someone with ( Read more... )

Today's Entry - Kris Takes on World Issues!

In the World of Music! - propagandhi releases new album on the first of October, yet fails to generate excessive interest out of yours truly. screeching weasel releases "greatest hits" album, yet inexplicably, fails to include "surf goddess", "guest list" or "inside out." F' dat.

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