Avoooiiiid!!!! lol
...I should be writing a paper.
Can you tell?
1. Open up the music player on your computer.
2. Set it to play your entire music collection.
3. Hit the shuffle command.
4. Tell us the title of the next twenty-five songs that show up (with their musicians), no matter how embarrassing. That's right, no skipping that Carpenters tune that will totally destroy your hip credibility. It's time for total musical honesty. Write it up in your blog or journal and link back to at least a couple of the other sites where you saw this.
5. If you get the same artist twice, you may skip the second (or third, or etc.) occurrences. You don't have to, but since randomness could mean you end up with a list of ten song with five artists, you can if you'd like.
1) "Home" Sean Keeane (from a Celtic collection)
2) "#1 Crush" Garbage (90's alt/girl rock)
3) "Infamous Angel" Iris DeMent (modern bluegrass)
4) "Cyanide 2600" Spineshank (some industrial-sounding band I got from Chris)
5) "Lonely No More" Rob Thomas (pop bitches!)
6) "Too Much to Ask" Avril Lavigne (<3 <3 <3)
7) "Title and Registration" Death Cab for Cutie (I don't know what to call this-- indie? emo? I don't even know why I have this; I've never listened to it... although it sounds kinda cool listening to it right now lol.)
8) "Swindler" Vanessa Carlton (pop)
9) "It's My Life" Bon Jovi (rock)
10) "Siúil A Rún (Walk My Love)" Celtic Woman (more Celtic)
11) "What If No One's Watching" Ani DiFranco (<3 <3 <3! girl rock)
12) "Radio/Video" System of a Down (heavy rock, or whatever you'd call System)
13) "Run Like Hell" Kittie (goth/death metal)
14) "Some Enchanted Evening" from the musical South Pacific
15) "For Those About to Rock" AC/DC (classic rock)
16) "Heart of the House" Alanis Morissette (ALANIS OWNS YOUR SOUL!! lol)
17) "Don't Stop Me Now" Queen (classic rock-ish/pop-ish)
18) "Dirty Business" Dresden Dolls (cabaret punk)
19) "The World I Know" (acoustic) Collective Soul (90's alt rock)
20) "That's All I Know" Fleming & John (pop rock)
21) "Rat" Train (rock)
22) "Sun of a Gun" Nirvana (grunge)
23) "Denial" Sevendust (rock)
24) "Spoonman" Soundgarden (rock)
25) "It's Hard to Say" The Used (punk... something else I got from Chris that I've never listened to)
Put winamp/itunes/ your ipod/ windows media player, whatever you listen to on shuffle and ask it these questions.... Try not to cheat.
1. How does the world see me?
"All Around Me" Flyleaf
(Yes... the world is all around me... but how does it see me?)
2. Will I have a happy life?
"Torture Me" Metric
(o_O That doesn't bode well...)
3. What do my friends think of me?
"Planned Obsolescence" 10,000 Maniacs
(So... you guys don't want me around anymore? *tears* Or perhaps we could take this as I'm old-fashioned, which I kind of am in some ways.)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Now or Never" Three Days Grace
(not helpful)
5. How can I make myself happy?
"Tourette's" Nirvana
(LOL)
6. What should I do with my life?
"Bleed It Out" Linkin Park
(...I don't think my iTunes wants me to have a very happy life...)
7. Will I ever have children?
"Red Dust" Calexico and Iron & Wine
(Yeah, I'm getting like miscarriage or something from that. For real you guys, my iTunes hates me!)
8. What is some good advice for me?
"Burrito" Seether
(So... I should eat a burrito...)
9. How will I be remembered?
"Online Songs" Blink-182
(Haha, as someone who was on line too much when she should have been doing her school work x_x)
10. What's my signature dancing song?
"Universe & U" KT Tunstall
(I guess that means my dancing style is very mellow?)
11. What's my current theme song?
"Weight of the World" Evanescence
(Eh, not really, but whatev)
12. What do others think is my current theme song?
"I Just Wanna See" Smashmouth
(Cool song)
13. What will they play at my funeral?
"1,000 Oceans" Tori Amos
(Well, it's a very beautiful, gentle song... and I love Tori Amos so freakishly much that it wouldn't surprise me, haha.)
14. What type of men do I like?
"Lithium" Nirvana
(I like... boys on drugs...)
15. How's my love life?
"Five Man Army" Massive Attack
(You know... we're not even going to go there... but I think that's been the most on-target answer yet.)
Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All
( total) Dating19.23%34.13%Gone steady Self-Lovin'68.18%60.9%Master of your domain Shamelessness58.06%77.35%It takes a couple of drinks Sex Drive57.14%75.02%A fool for love, but not always Straightness16.67%39.23%Knows the other body type like a map Gayness37.04%78.14%At least one weekend of ecstasy Dominant76.67%86.7%Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive77.78%87.06%Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick87.76%89.83%Refreshingly normal Total Score61.03%73.73% Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!
(By The Ferrett)
Can you tell?
1. Open up the music player on your computer.
2. Set it to play your entire music collection.
3. Hit the shuffle command.
4. Tell us the title of the next twenty-five songs that show up (with their musicians), no matter how embarrassing. That's right, no skipping that Carpenters tune that will totally destroy your hip credibility. It's time for total musical honesty. Write it up in your blog or journal and link back to at least a couple of the other sites where you saw this.
5. If you get the same artist twice, you may skip the second (or third, or etc.) occurrences. You don't have to, but since randomness could mean you end up with a list of ten song with five artists, you can if you'd like.
1) "Home" Sean Keeane (from a Celtic collection)
2) "#1 Crush" Garbage (90's alt/girl rock)
3) "Infamous Angel" Iris DeMent (modern bluegrass)
4) "Cyanide 2600" Spineshank (some industrial-sounding band I got from Chris)
5) "Lonely No More" Rob Thomas (pop bitches!)
6) "Too Much to Ask" Avril Lavigne (<3 <3 <3)
7) "Title and Registration" Death Cab for Cutie (I don't know what to call this-- indie? emo? I don't even know why I have this; I've never listened to it... although it sounds kinda cool listening to it right now lol.)
8) "Swindler" Vanessa Carlton (pop)
9) "It's My Life" Bon Jovi (rock)
10) "Siúil A Rún (Walk My Love)" Celtic Woman (more Celtic)
11) "What If No One's Watching" Ani DiFranco (<3 <3 <3! girl rock)
12) "Radio/Video" System of a Down (heavy rock, or whatever you'd call System)
13) "Run Like Hell" Kittie (goth/death metal)
14) "Some Enchanted Evening" from the musical South Pacific
15) "For Those About to Rock" AC/DC (classic rock)
16) "Heart of the House" Alanis Morissette (ALANIS OWNS YOUR SOUL!! lol)
17) "Don't Stop Me Now" Queen (classic rock-ish/pop-ish)
18) "Dirty Business" Dresden Dolls (cabaret punk)
19) "The World I Know" (acoustic) Collective Soul (90's alt rock)
20) "That's All I Know" Fleming & John (pop rock)
21) "Rat" Train (rock)
22) "Sun of a Gun" Nirvana (grunge)
23) "Denial" Sevendust (rock)
24) "Spoonman" Soundgarden (rock)
25) "It's Hard to Say" The Used (punk... something else I got from Chris that I've never listened to)
Put winamp/itunes/ your ipod/ windows media player, whatever you listen to on shuffle and ask it these questions.... Try not to cheat.
1. How does the world see me?
"All Around Me" Flyleaf
(Yes... the world is all around me... but how does it see me?)
2. Will I have a happy life?
"Torture Me" Metric
(o_O That doesn't bode well...)
3. What do my friends think of me?
"Planned Obsolescence" 10,000 Maniacs
(So... you guys don't want me around anymore? *tears* Or perhaps we could take this as I'm old-fashioned, which I kind of am in some ways.)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Now or Never" Three Days Grace
(not helpful)
5. How can I make myself happy?
"Tourette's" Nirvana
(LOL)
6. What should I do with my life?
"Bleed It Out" Linkin Park
(...I don't think my iTunes wants me to have a very happy life...)
7. Will I ever have children?
"Red Dust" Calexico and Iron & Wine
(Yeah, I'm getting like miscarriage or something from that. For real you guys, my iTunes hates me!)
8. What is some good advice for me?
"Burrito" Seether
(So... I should eat a burrito...)
9. How will I be remembered?
"Online Songs" Blink-182
(Haha, as someone who was on line too much when she should have been doing her school work x_x)
10. What's my signature dancing song?
"Universe & U" KT Tunstall
(I guess that means my dancing style is very mellow?)
11. What's my current theme song?
"Weight of the World" Evanescence
(Eh, not really, but whatev)
12. What do others think is my current theme song?
"I Just Wanna See" Smashmouth
(Cool song)
13. What will they play at my funeral?
"1,000 Oceans" Tori Amos
(Well, it's a very beautiful, gentle song... and I love Tori Amos so freakishly much that it wouldn't surprise me, haha.)
14. What type of men do I like?
"Lithium" Nirvana
(I like... boys on drugs...)
15. How's my love life?
"Five Man Army" Massive Attack
(You know... we're not even going to go there... but I think that's been the most on-target answer yet.)
Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All
( total) Dating19.23%34.13%Gone steady Self-Lovin'68.18%60.9%Master of your domain Shamelessness58.06%77.35%It takes a couple of drinks Sex Drive57.14%75.02%A fool for love, but not always Straightness16.67%39.23%Knows the other body type like a map Gayness37.04%78.14%At least one weekend of ecstasy Dominant76.67%86.7%Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs Submissive77.78%87.06%Submits to no one... almost Fucking Sick87.76%89.83%Refreshingly normal Total Score61.03%73.73% Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0
and see how you match up!
(By The Ferrett)