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Good evening everyone, and welcome to Discedo channel 8 news!

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It looks like everyone's having a real blast out there! Vanishing items, mysterious fog, dead bodies that flicker in and out of existence...

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[A grin!] And they just won't go away! It's been a while since the network has been so busy! You're all ready to point the finger at someone, but who did it?

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[She starts spinning in her chair slowly.] It could be your own friends and neighbors...

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...Right.

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Well, the weather's sort of... ...It's foggy. Everywhere. It's kind of creepy.

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[You might recognize Molly's loud whisper of "CUUUULT" in the background.]

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[sighs]

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[And back to Molly, who looks absolutely thrilled!] Good job, Sparkles! With the fog rolling in, who knows what our cultist overlords have planned next!

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And now, it's time for everyone's favorite monster report!

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Monster season is picking up.

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There's been a return of an old favorite. Species: explodus peinguineus.

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Right! D-dood!

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...

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Aren't you two precious.

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But we're in the middle of a cult attack! We can't be goofing around!

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Uhh... Aren't you--

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Shut up, Sparkles.