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[spectavi]

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[spectavi]

Good evening and welcome to Discedo Channel 8 news!

[spectavi]

Because of your fantastic antics, our ratings are at an all-time high! Kudos to you guys for all the indignant rage that fuels the media empire. All your blood, sweat, and tears means that the producers have decided to give us a regularly scheduled program!

[spectavi]

We have producers?

[spectavi]

We have a schedule, and isn't that what matters most?

[spectavi]

Uh... so, yea. The weather!

[spectavi]

We have some clouds coming to drop some rain on us during the middle of the week. It looks like things will stay in the mid 40s and low 30s with broken clouds and some wind.

[spectavi]

As for next week... I hope you guys found something better then sweaters becuse it looks like we've got some freezing rain heading our way. Highs will be in low 40s and lows in the high 20s. Brrrr!!

[spectavi]

It's the time of year for warm sake.

[spectavi]

You drink?

[spectavi]

Sometimes.

[spectavi]

We do all our broadcasts 99.9% sober! [grins ...then falls out of her chair laughing]

[spectavi]

One dragon less, but are you really safe? Tune in next time!

[spectavi]

Channel 8 News: your number one source for determining what's going to kill you next.