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Good evening and welcome to Discedo Channel 8 News!

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[She slaps a folder she seems to be holding just for this purpose down on the desk.] We have late breaking news: what is the real purpose of your underwear Discedo? You may think they're guarding your unmentionables (of which we would love to mention Greed has a first rate sample of junk in the trunk), but in reality they're a plot by the Dark Lord to enslave you all!

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...What?! What about the dementors, and the week long darkness and-

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Last year's news! Catch up with the times Sparkles! You'll never make it in this field with an attitude like that! Though speaking of darkness power's been restored to Discedo's hydroelectric plant flooding the city with light. Good hustle out there!

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...R-right. There's a cold front moving in this week so expect temperatures to take a small dip. You'll be seeing more flurries. A good time for snocones if anyone's... into... that sort of thing. ...Make sure to stay warm!

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That's it?

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There's not a lot I can say about snow!

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You should show them that video of you snowboarding! [She seems positively ecstatic at the thought.]

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[An eyebrow raise as Molly cackles in the background.] Not much monster activity this week. You have one less tentacle to fear Discedo as malboros have disappeared from the surrounding forest. Might tie into Molly's underwear theory.

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In new news the thestrals and cybertronic horses in Dissimulo are coming to a face off, be wary of being caught between the two battling for area supremacy. Unless you want to wake up in the hospital. From all accounts it's a messy corral.

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Was that a pun? [Someone's late to the set. With a bandaged nose too.]

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Oh! Look who it is! Seems like our foreign correspondent has never heard of timeliness in addition to morals.

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The next few weeks ahead are looking rather pleasant. Though I do wonder... Whatever happened to man's best friend?

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People can be a rather obnoxious burden can't they. Sometimes they just need a... replacement.

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They really do. Hey! We agreed on something! [She's all smiles.]