Comments | speechie42: Small Victories

speechie42

Small Victories

Jul 30, 2008 20:22

So, you know those tiny motorcycles? The ones you hear ten seconds before you see and you think, "damn that's a loud engine! This thing rounding the corner has got to be a beast!" but it's just a tiny fucking bike. And they always seem to be driven by wangstas (generally of the "white rapper" variety) for some unknown reason, despite the fact I'm ( Read more... )

idiocy, random crap

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heartofawarrior July 31 2008, 04:50:52 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WIN!

Mom calls those "vehicles" (using that term loosely here) "monkey footballs", for their resemblance to a monkey trying to fuck a football :-P

speechie42 July 31 2008, 20:42:01 UTC

omfg so true!

heartofawarrior July 31 2008, 20:43:53 UTC

*evil giggle*

sonicsora July 31 2008, 05:37:23 UTC

Oh man xD From my guess he probably thought you dug him until you started laughing your ass off at his teeny weeny bike.

A+++ to you~

speechie42 July 31 2008, 20:44:06 UTC

Woo! A+++!

kinectra July 31 2008, 05:39:15 UTC

Mwahaha! Much love for your amusing cruelty. <3

speechie42 July 31 2008, 20:45:31 UTC

Indeed, let us laugh cruely at his stupiditymisfortune! Mwahahahahaha!

okami_myrrhibis July 31 2008, 15:16:45 UTC

As someone who rides a REAL bike (HD Sporty 1200).... I cackle with thee!!!

muahahahahaha

speechie42 July 31 2008, 20:46:39 UTC

Goddamn I want a bike. Actually, I'd settle for just a ride. Just one. Ten minutes on some old country road...*sigh*

okami_myrrhibis July 31 2008, 20:53:11 UTC

Come to Virginia - I'll borrow a helmet; off we go!!

speechie42 August 1 2008, 12:21:06 UTC

Will you buy me a cross-country plane ticket? lol

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