Age problem

[speechwriter]

Okay so I went from having somewhat of a social life to absolutely none at all. Work has become the all consuming monster that has eaten my life. I'm not complaining about the time/effort I put it because the rewards are well worth it. I am although taken aback and surprised by my cell phone: in my call log, the last 30 incoming, outgoing, and

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[betternewthings]

i want to talk to you so that you can introduce me to these kids who are in college, if they're girls.

[speechwriter]

I'm sure a fair number of my clients/co-workers kids are females but:

a) Even you aren't going to come back to the blue states for some ass.

b) Using roofies on a client's kid is a sure fire way of losing them lol.