Committing Federal Offenses Since 1987

[speedisthekey]

I peed in the mens room today. It was the greatest thrill of my life. And by my life I mean since last Tuesday.

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[zulkey]

I peed on the golf course yesterday.

[speedisthekey]

You win.

[zulkey]

the best part is that I did it last week too. But this time was more successful b/c I was wearing a skirt and did it in plain view of my bf (although his back was turned)

[speedisthekey]

I think that's the ultimate sign of emotional health in a relationship.

[oberongeiger]

Okay, but why? Just for the thrill of it, or is there logic behind your madness?

[speedisthekey]

Actually, I just waltzed in there by accident. It wasn't until I was washing my hands and happened to look over by the wall to see the urinals that I realised what happened. What saddens me is that the intense smell of urinal cakes and marked dearth of stalls didn't clue me in as soon as I walked in the room.

[speedisthekey]

This was doubly weird because it was a Taco Bell.

*spit take*

I'd never been in the men's room before. It's friggin' tiny in there. When I actually stopped to look around, wondering why it was so empty, I noticed there were, like, two urinals and two stalls. That was it. And this was the bathroom at the movie theatre, so in the ladies room, you know it's always crowded as hell, no matter how big it is in there.

[phyrephly]

it's a wonder it doesn't happen more often. i mean, as girls, you can really get away with it. however, to find a boy in the ladies room would result in a large amount of suspicion and terror. i can see that hardly happening.