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I'm guessing his job opportunities just got drastically reduced to bandit or Ray-Ban factory employee.

A look back at some of the music that made 2009 bearable...



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It was only a matter of time. I finally joined I Can Has Cheezburger. For the past 45 minutes I've been making cat macros instead of going through the want ads. Not that there's anything to be found. Clearly my only solace is captioned photographs of cats who appear to be assimilating the English language to communicate their desire for sandwiches ( Read more... )

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I can't tell if it's sad or awesome that I'm looking forward to this year's Thanksgiving dinner with the fervor that I am. On the menu: White Castle and pumpkin pie.


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While sorting through the files of an old Web site I used to run, I stumbled across an almost decade-old blog entry called, "Last Train to Endsville" wherein I detailed a conversation about death between my brother and me. Eventually I referenced a Kids in the Hall sketch. Feast your eyes on the dangerous beauty of... Francesca Fiori: Spy Models!

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Solange, "Stillness Is The Move (Dirty Projectors Cover) - Am currently slightly obsessed with this track, thanks to StereoForBrains.

Nu Shooz, "I Can't Wait" - The perfect storm of 80s synth blips, impatience, and the stubborn refusal to spell properly.

Yelle, "Ce Jeu" (video with English subtitles) - French, motherfucker: do you speak it?

Q: How many nihilists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What difference does it make?

I hope you enjoyed it. Or not. Whatever.