A joke that my friend emailed me.

[speedo28]

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s direct marketing

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[roidsrage]

i m fantastic. anywhere. anytime.

[zenhiao]

that's advertising puff.

[roidsrage]

like power puff?

[speedo28]

actually, I just realised you should be brand recognition!
one of Singapore's Top 100 Brands, endorsed with a seal of satisfaction! ;P

[xxpartyguyxx]

I think if Leandro Okabe went on the roof top and shouted that he's good in bed, ANYONE would nab him. (and nobody would care if he's good in bed! LOL

[speedo28]

I had to google Leandro Okabe.
Yes you're right, that one is a gift from God, doesn't matter if it works. ;P
(nobody would care if he's good in bed!)

[hansel25]

I always wonder the differences between direct marketing, adverstising, telemarketing, PR, sales rep, etc. Now I know.

[speedo28]

but I think over there in the US, you get a lot of mailers and mail-in catalogues, that would be indirect marketing (anyhow bom)? ;)

[hansel25]

Putting mails in my slot when I didn't request for it, dear, is called rape.

[speedo28]

VERY GOOD!! ;)

[wahpiangeh]

You're at a party and you see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and sings. That's irritating!

[raist1in]

Are you sure? My my I thought you were the music fan. :P

[speedo28]

which is why perhaps, he is a little more selective and discerning between music and background noise. ;)

[speedo28]

(this is an unlocked entry hor.)
if he directs you to his website, that's called web advertising! ;P

[juzzywuzzy]

i think i do direct marketing and telemarketing most of the time. When it gets harder I gotta do public relations.

[speedo28]

if you pay me well enough, I can be your sales rep and do advertising for you. ;P

[liptong]

blogvertising! =)