067 What the actual fuck-

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-Is this day

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[zenzaip]

My poor Kenya. I'll give you a neck rub and take care of the baby for the rest of the day.

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I love you~

[zenzaip]

I love you, too.

[houtais]

You know, any time all three of you need a break I'll gladly babysit.

[speedo_star]

Don't say that too loudly, or you might get roped into it every other weekend!

Nah, just kidding. Thank you, it's very appreciated. We'll let you know when it gets too much.

[houtais]

Haha I actually wouldn't mind, as long as I'm not doing anything that day and all. But I would have thought since there are three of you taking care of her, you were doing it in shifts.

[speedo_star]

We are, but it's still tiring. Ah well... It's just something we have to go through. Anything for that angel~

[ceo_kamio]

I would crack a sarcastic joke about there being no use crying over spilt milk, but if I did that then I would actually fear for my life.

Dude, you need sleep. You have access to medical supplies - a nice dose of propofol will have you asleep in no time.

[speedo_star]

Damn straight you would. Sarcastic jokes are not encouraged right now.

And god yes, sleep. And I doubt I'd need any medicaments to fall asleep, exhausted as I am. The problem is we can't allow ourselves to sleep through. Tia-chan needs to be attended to every hour at least. We take turns so we all catch at least a few hours of sleep. But dom't worry! I will survive and kick your ass again!

[ceo_kamio]

How about non-sarcastic ones? I know some really dirty knock-knock jokes.

Have you thought about a nanny? Or taking some friends up on their babysitting offers? You've got work on top of all that, so really there'll be times when the three of you might want to just have an evening together to chillax and watch a film or something.

[o_samu_chan]

Breathe. And give me about 20 minutes. There will be a special delivery of mink and vegetable juice just for you.

[atoberex]

And this is why I have a butler. Or three.