Never have I considered myself lame enough to actually atempt writing while in this current state of being, but I have obviously been selling myself short. I am in fact that lame ( Read more... )

This is a boring, factual entry. Enough time has passed to allow me to plunk down a few current event in my life in the BLOG format. Certain names have been changed to protect the identity of those involved. I apologize to my posterty, who will undoubtedly curse the memory of my life once I'm gone, as they will have a picture of a person who ( Read more... )

Hello, crude Live Journal composition screen. It's certainly been a while. I just stopped by to drop of this steaming lump of feces journal entry I composed for My Space but deemed unfit to include. I figure I should get back to unloading my serious junk on this site and attempting to celebrate life back on the other. Only I and a select few ( Read more... )

Nothing I write tonight will satiate me. I'm currently on ALCOHOL. I figured it would only be a matter of time before it got to this point. Sitting home alone on a Friday night drinking beer. I could have sworn I had a good reason for doing this tonight, but I'm sure I was only hoping for one. I've altered the way I justify my wont of alcohol ( Read more... )

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Your Birthdate: March 20

Your birth on the 20th day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your reading ( Read more... )

Truly, it's difficult to write when I haven't been thinking much in my day to day life. It's been a pretty uneventful week or so, I guess. It has been at least pleasant, and when things are pleasant I am not motivated to elaborate. Just like my week-long vacation to San Francisco-it was very pleasant but I have not written about it. Maybe I ( Read more... )

Do you like the title of my entry? I made it myself! Because I used to be somewhat clever. Nowadays I'm like a dead leaf...just an empty reminder of what used to be colorful and vibrant. I cannot deny that something has happened to me within the last however-long-it's-been-since-I've-thought-about-stuff. I'm becoming antisocial again. And it ( Read more... )

I'll bet people don't post quiz results they dilike. I do, because I'm fair and balanced. Just like that TV channel...the Food Network.
This one quiz told me I liked violent sex. Fuck all that shit. If I ever see that quiz out on the street I'm going to rape it to death and then eat its corpse.


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I hadn't realized it had been so long since I had last posted in my awesome journal. Uh, maybe it's because I have a life, you stupid computer screen I hate so much. You're ruining my eyesight! Jesus Christ! How would you like it if I ruined your eyesight? Huh?! Fuck yeah, I don't see the computer answering back. I guess it realizes that a ( Read more... )