001 - Arrival

[speedolightning]

[Action - 1665 Nelson - Morning] [When Wally wakes up, the world is molasses.

No... that's not right. The world is still the world, it's just he's moving through it like it's molasses.

Okay that's kind of overstating it. But still. It's obvious from the moment he wakes up and tries to look around the room that he can't move even a tenth of the

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Phone

[hontobakabaka]

Can you be more specific on the information you need?

[speedolightning]

Well everything would be nice, but apparently that's impossible?

Uh... let's just start with how long should I expect to be stuck here?

[hontobakabaka]

I've been here for 10 months now. Some people have been here for years, others not so much. I can't answer that question. I do know that sometimes there is a librarian named Mr. Rose that has a pamphlet in the library about this place.

[speedolightning]

...great. Great.

There's really no way out?

What's your name, by the way?

phone;

[wonribbons]

Ummm.... what exactly do you want to know first?

[speedolightning]

Well your name would be nice. So I know who I'm talking to. Nice to meet you, by the way. Thanks for being willing to help me out.

[wonribbons]

Oh, right! I'm Dawn, by the way.

[speedolightning]

Dawn. Awesome. Okay so let's start with... what do you think is the most important thing I should know?

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[battymadam]

[Guess what, there's a granny in the same bed, who is so tiny that he probably could have mistaken her for a pillow or something. Since he stumbled around and talked to himself, she was woken up - she's not that light of a sleeper, after all. .....And then Foster kind of ducked her head under the blankets while he got dressed because aaaaaaa so awkward]

[battymadam]

[...but once she heard the door shut, she got dressed herself and then poked her head out of the room]

Excuse me, dear...!

[speedolightning]

[jskdflasdjfd He turns and almost trips over himself again.]

Holy crap oh my god I am so... were you in the bed that whole time?

[SHOCK AND HORROR AND OH MY GOD AWKWARD]

I am so sorry.

[battymadam]

Oh, that's ok. I hid under the blankets so I didn't see a thing! But I guess you're pretty lost, huh?

Phone

[bread_goes_bip]

Oh, hi Wally! What were you wondering about in particular?

[speedolightning]

Well, your name, first off, so I can know who I'm talking to. That'd be great.

And... well what's the most important thing you think I should know?

[bread_goes_bip]

Oh, right, you wouldn't remember me anyway. I'm Death. Didi, if that's easier for you.

The most important thing is... whoever's running this town has power no one should.

[speedolightning]

...Death. As in the Death.

Well. This place drags in all sorts, I guess.

And... yeah, from what I'm gathering I think that's probably a pretty fair thing to say.

Phone

[crazyclownwoman]

Sure! Whaty'a want to know?

[speedolightning]

[Wait hang on that voice is really familiar. But he's got to be careful because... secret identity. All that.]

Well I'd like to hear more about the people that run the place, but I'd like to get your name first so we can get the introduction stuff out of the way.

[crazyclownwoman]

My name's Harley. Harley Quinn. I've been stuck here for over two years now.

[speedolightning]

[sjkfalsdjfsdf crapcrapcrap okay calm down Wally. She doesn't know who you are, so reacting weirdly would give it away.

But wait... two years? Really? But Wally had heard reports of Harley and the Joker being active just before he left... weird.]

Two years? Holy crap.