non-wedding preparations

[speedoson]

So for a special DIY non-wedding project, I think we should dig a ditch behind the altar and fill mason jars with greek fire.

I dunno. To maybe dissuade any monsters WHO WOULD ATTACK A PARTY

Tooyama, you're really good at drawing. Can you help with the invitations?? Tammy-Jo is going to sign them.

MOMOSHIRO! WHEN IS A GOOD DATE

Comments

[theunderburger]

RIGHT NOW!

.... Oh, wait, do you think we need to explain everything to Tammy-Jo? How much time will she need? Also, we gotta get dresses for people.

[speedoson]

I can run to Tokyo and get the dresses if you can figure out everyone's sizes???

...I don't know. How do chickens show their love for each other? How can we tell her?

[theunderburger]

Just get 'em big. There's a song about that by some U2 group. They say big sizes are hot.

I dunno... maybe we should just get her a ribbon or something and she'll get the idea?

[speedoson]

Okay. I'll just get the biggest sizes that they have!

Biggest sizes at forever 21 and a pretty ribbon for Tammy-Jo. Got it.

[kaminokusaki]

Inevitably, Momoshiro someone will accidentally break one of the mason jars and Greek fire will spread everywhere. In case you weren't aware, Greek fire doesn't go out. It continues to burn. But if you want camp to burn to the ground, carry on. There will be consequences when the fire destroys my gardens.

[speedoson]

So if people don't want camp burning to the ground, THEY BETTER NOT ATTACK US. Mutually assured destruction.

[kaminokusaki]

No one is going to attack camp, Kamio. Besides, if it did happen, don't you think plenty of people would stop it before it could interrupt your thing with the Hades boy?

[speedoson]

Tooyama said that there would be an attack on our not wedding wedding!