Quick update:

I applied for an internship at BAE systems, the 3rd largest defense manufacturer in the world.

If I get it, I will poop an onion. THEN MAKE DEATH RAYS HAHA.

That is all.

Chris: Does this bra fit *boobs*
Me: I will tell you after I make sure that this 4chan picture has every single item listed in Weird Al's "Hardware Store" song.

(it did. On both accounts)

MORAL ISSUE(But only for lameasses who don't love murder): If a law was passed that required an inexpensive, unintrusive device be placed in all newborns' reproductive tracts so that a person would have to get this device deactivated to become fertile, would you support it ( Read more... )

Booya. Negative 50 bucks in my checking account ( Read more... )

Update: Computer has re-died. Power supply(which I salvaged from the previous computer) died. What a wuss. New one's on the way ( Read more... )

So guys. In 40 minutes, wall street open up, and the US will begin it's inevitable death-spiral into a horrible recession/depression.

tl;dr sell stocks if you have them.

(5:25:21 PM) Me: Have you ever thought about contractions ( Read more... )

Notes on my attempts to induce synesthesia:

Most music is green, there is a difference between rotund and round sounds, vertical/horizontal orientation of shapes is damned important, and guitars are ugly.

Every time I pass a sign or something related to Forrest Akers, I mourn the loss of an age where exploding a powder keg at a presidential speech would only result in expulsion from school.

I re-evaluate my opinion regarding this from time to time, in accordance with my general mood and experience ( Read more... )